The Obama Bounce is Yet to Come

The classic form of an economic depression sees the occurrence of major rallies. These "bear market rallies" tend to be huge, setting records for size-of-rally, and luring in those who are foolish enough to believe 'the worst is over.' Such rallies are easily observable in any graph of the Dow Jones (see this one as an example; source), and are impressive for their ability to both capture the painfully credulous, and extract from them their money.

In this depression there have not yet been any similar, massive rebounds in the stock market. A quick perusal of this chart will show this to be the case. The recent rally-ette is nothing like the scale of the first rebound of the 1929 Depression, so it is likely that the big first false-flag rebound of the 2007 Depression has yet to appear.

It is, of course, possible that the shape of this Depression will be different from historical ones. Past performance is no guarantee of future performance, in bad times as well as good. That said, we're fairly confident that such a big rally will occur at some point in the future. The reasoning behind our statement is fairly simple:

We're pretty certain that times are bad, and they will be getting a whole lot worse. Still, too many people are getting gloomy; far more than we would have expected. As a contrarian investor and cynic, we feel that, when people are being this gloomy, it is with their tongue firmly in their cheek. People say they expect horror and doom, doom, doom... but they're just waiting for the next big rally, so they can buy in just as "the bottom is in."

Simply put, we see a value trap. The average person now living does not know a person who was working for a living (i.e. to pay the rent, buy the food, support the family) in the 1929 Depression. Absolutely no one now living has any idea of just how bad a depression can actually get. People have, generally speaking, convinced themselves that the stock markets only go up; when 'up' is not happening, it is a road-bump. Eternal prosperity is a huge part of the American ethos, and everyone wants their share of that prosperity.

So, we feel confident in saying that things are going to go up, and in a big way. At some point in the future, for no particular reason, all the people sitting on the sidelines, wringing their hands and fretting profusely, will suddenly lose their inhibitions. They will feel rich again; their pockets will spring forth with great gobs of money to buy... anything! The stock markets will soar wildly, houses will be bought and sold, cars will zoom off the lots (perhaps on going-out-of-business clearance from the Big Three?), and life will seem to return to a generally-accepted normal. President Obama's approval rating will zip up to record levels, and he will be hailed as the hero who saved the consumer economy; it was the "Obama Bounce" that turned America around. So too will the rally be touted as the triumph of the consumer economy. Happy days are here again!

This will be the greatest disillusion of the 2007 Depression, when the rally inevitably fails. The reason the rally will crash is the same reason why the markets first crashed in October 2008: a crash happened. For whatever reason, people then, as they will in the future, simply got spooked and started selling to spooked buyers. It doesn't matter how, or why, these crashes occur. Rest assured, though, crashes will indeed happen, and no amount of wishful-thinking and lucky-rabbit-foot-stroking will stop them.