Windfalls and the Collapse of Dubai

The post didn't come out right when first posted. Paragraphs have been corrected, with apologies.

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It seems that the banking system of the United States got all better for the Thanksgiving holiday, because the FDIC did not close a single bank. Frankly, we wonder how the FDIC has managed to keep its reputation as high as it is, because this sort of politicisation is completely outrageous. As we understand it, the FDIC is tasked with protecting depositors of banks, not gauging the public mood for whether or not it should protect said depositors. This inaction is completely outrageous, in our humble opinion; we wish others were outraged, too. It does not make us feel confident that our banks aren't complete trash-heaps, and we wonder just how safe “[every] single penny of deposits” really is.

But at any rate, let us turn to world events. Dubai, we read, totters on the brink of default, and the rest of the world begins to panic about all the debt from the best skiing land the far side of the Rub' al Khali. Those little private islands aren't looking so hot as investments right about now, we'd hazard to guess; although, if we'd be permitted to moralise for a moment, they seem to us to be the logical conclusion of the insanity of suburban development. We honestly can think of nothing more ridiculously 'exclusive' than one's own, artificial island. The situation with Dubai is an interesting one, from a malinvestment point of view.

Let us be honest here: we fully expect anyone and everyone who invested in Dubai's madness will end up losing every single penny they ever invested. It will probably be a very fascinating blow-out to watch, but we'd like to take a look at how, exactly, this malinvestment probably came about. We are supporters of the notion of Peak Oil; i.e. the idea that the economically-extractable amount of oil in the world is finite, and will result in a permanent decrease in the availability of a potent energy source to fuel human economies. This is not a popular view, as we're sure you are aware; in fact, to even breath the words 'peak oil' in a sentence, and not immediately ridicule the concept as lunacy and defeatism, is to give suspect to one's character.

The popular discourse, as we understand it, is either permanently-increasing availability of cheap oil, or the latest stupidity called 'plateauing,' where oil reaches a level of production which can be maintained indefinitely. If it is taken as given that oil will never run out, then Dubai seems like a great investment, because the Emirate would forever become richer and richer; better invest now, before it gets even more expensive!

No one, it seems, stopped to question this notion of infinite oil before they leveraged themselves to the hilt to invest in Dubai. If, indeed, oil has peaked, which we believe it has, Dubai is probably going to be getting permanently poorer, at least in the long run. Hence, the grand malinvestment in Dubai, Dubai World, et al.

Dubai's madness – for really, what else could it be called, other than wilful insanity? – was facilitated by its endowment of oil. We'd like to present that oil as a windfall, for conceptual purposes; it was a one-time shot at something, granted by a quirk of geology and human development to the Emirate. They took that windfall and blew it on skiing in the desert and artificial islands shaped like palm trees; a grand gesture, we think, to the stupidity of humanity.

Norway, on the other hand, took their oil windfall and tried to use it for better purposes. As we understand it, they tried to use the vast wealth which came from the one-time exploitation of their oil to improve the quality of life for all Norwegians; something that Dubai has not done, and will never do. Quality of life in Norway will, we think, continue to be quite high, long after Dubai is perhaps consumed by sandstorms, or at least reduced to a ruin of its former self. The differences, we posit, between wise investment of a windfall, and a windfall-driven orgy of conspicuous consumption, will probably not be better evidenced than by these two nations.

The collapse of Dubai will likely serve as a model for future national collapses in the 2007 Depression. Those nations which have a windfall, and have already blown it, are probably going to go the way Dubai goes; namely, somewhere very dark and scary. It should serve as a stern warning to those nations which still have a windfall they're in the process of blowing, because it's not too late to change course. Smart investment of resource windfalls, such as oil, will be increasingly paramount in the future.

In this category, we're thinking of the resource-heavies of the world, and not the silly notion of BRIC which is presently flying around (Brasil, Russia, India, China); India and China, in our opinion, are going to blow out along the lines of Dubai. Instead, we'd like to present our pet notion of CARB: Canada, Australia, Russia, and Brasil. These four nations apparently enjoy fairly large resource endowments, which have not yet been economically exterminated; if husbanded, life in the 2007 Depression might not be quite so bad in CARB, as opposed to, say, Dubai.

The concept of CARB is one which we would prefer to address in a separate post, to avoid accusations of wind-baggery. Instead, and in closing, we'd like to point out the nation which has blown its resource windfall far more than Dubai could ever hope to accomplish.

Go on, guess. We dare you.

The New World was beyond a shot in the arm to the European economy, when it first began colonising the new continents; it was like speed, angel dust, crack, LSD, and crystal meth all rolled into one, injected directly into the brain. But before that granddaddy of all economic stimulus could be used for the benefit of European colonial powers, the United States came along and had the indecency to clam a vast swath of the New World for its own. From there, it proceeded to burn through the incredible, mind-boggling amount of wealth which was to be had, to build... umm... wait, we know this one. Oh yeah, suburbia, and the most expensive military the world has ever seen. Right, sorry.

Simply put, however bad Dubai will become, we will not be the least bit surprised if the U.S. ends up being far, far worse. It had a much bigger windfall, which it blew over about two hundred years and far too many pointless wars. The era of Warren Buffet's 'never bet against America,' we posit, is over. There is money to be made shorting the U.S. and investing elsewhere, not the other way around.

The Last "Normal" Holiday Season

As we prepare our purposefully irreverent meal for this day of thanksgiving - boiled oats and day-old biscuits - we would like to stop and make a fearless prediction which has been rolling around in our heads since about the middle of this year. We really don't have any hard data to back up our assertion; in fact, we're going to just put it right out there, that this is an intuition.

Simply put, we posit this will be the last holiday season that anyone in the United States, or elsewhere, can call normal. Note the call normal; last year saw the last holiday season which could be considered actually normal. This season, however, will be all about keeping up appearances; the show must go on, after all.

Take this Thanksgiving in the United States; 49 million Citizens are going hungry at the end of every month. Now, at last report in September, 28.4 million Citizens are on food stamps. Hmm, we sense a number problem here... but anyway, on top of that, half of all children in the U.S. will receive food aid, as well as 90% of African-American children.

Let that settle in your mind for a moment, dear Reader. Those numbers are not from Haiti or Zimbabwe, but rather the only so-called superpower in the world, the United States. Those are not good numbers to be seeing from an OECD nation; it makes us think about terms like 'third world' and 'failed state.'

This will be a failed Thanksgiving; people will max out what little credit they have remaining for the month in order to have a 'feast.' By that, we mean keep up appearances, as there are really very few people in the U.S. right now who can actually afford to have an extravagant meal, pay their bills, and have savings. Perhaps the 'recovery' propaganda has worked its magic, and most Citizens have moved into a Keynesian dreamland, where they spend now and have an economy later. We frankly think not; we posit most U.S. Citizens couldn't make a budget - and keep it - if their lives depended on it. For 49 million of those Citizens, their lives do depend on it, and they seem to prove unequal to the task.

After Thanksgiving will be the failed consumer orgy of Christmas; failed, because one cannot have an orgy if no one shows up. That's not to say that lights won't be strung and trees erected, because they will be... probably with more 'animal spirits' energy than ever. Under those trees, though, will tell the real tale. Show us an average Citizen who has lots of gifts, and we will show you someone who is nearing the end of their financial rope.

As we're writing, an ironic thought occurs to us: would it not be an expression of cosmic justice, if the attempt at summoning up a holiday shopping extravaganza is what finally topples the still-tottering U.S. economy? Think about it: maxing out credit cards for one last huzzah; blowing the savings on gifts for the kids, or Social Security cheques on the grandkids? Citizens of the United States are far too broke to enjoy the spendy, spendy ways to which they became accustomed; at this point, they should go limp, take their financial kicks to the stomach, and try to get things in order again. Instead, they will - and we mean will - go down, in vast numbers, and in flames.