Inflation Coming Soon?

We hold up USA Today as the ultimate sign of what is not, in fact happening. If the rag says to do one thing, we know it's a bad idea; if it says that something is happening, we know it isn't. Which is, as an aside, how we expect to know the bottom of the 2007 Depression is in: USA Today will be screaming that the end is near and everyone is going to die... metaphorically speaking.

That is all a bit arch, of course, but you get the idea. As a for-profit company of popular persuasion, USA Today and other information sources have to amend what they publish in order to maintain mass appeal. The public at large does not want to read or hear especially gloomy news, which is probably why our Depression Gazette will never hit the big time. USA Today, as long as enough people feel it provides the desired style and quality of information, will continue to limp along.

Limping along, however, does not make what the company prints actually accurate. And in that vein, we present this article from USA Today, which spews some very impressive fallacies about the nature of inflation. We recommend reading the article with popcorn, as it is quite a laugh, but we'll take on some of the most egregious errors.

"If inflation does hit, it won't be this year, barring a major jump in oil prices or a drastic change in government philosophy." We wonder how oil prices cause inflation. Additionally, according to ShadowStats.com, the Federal Reserve is printing physical money (i.e. growth in the M1 Money Supply) with abandon. That trend is about as iron-clad a guarantee of inflation, at some point in the future, as one can get. Indeed, the USA Today writer himself writes "The ultimate cause of inflation is an unwarranted increase in the money supply."

"...Unemployment... [is] 9.4% now and widely expected to break above 10% this year."Again according to ShadowStats.com, unemployment is cooking at well over 20% and rising sharply. We personally expect to see 25% unemployment be a reality sometime very soon, if that level has not been hit already. That's not to say that particular non-fact is necessarily the writer's fault, though: it's an artifact of the purposefully inaccurate and under-reporting nature of Government statistics.

The best part, though, was this:

If you're worried about inflation rearing its ugly head soon, relax... You don't get inflation in an economy that's as slack as this one... Inflation just isn't going to happen in this economy.

"A lot of the worries about immediate inflation are examples of financial illiteracy," says David Wyss, chief economist for Standard & Poor's. "You won't get inflation until the economy gets back, and that's at least five years out."... To get to inflation... you need a humming economy, and the [U.S.] economy is barely breathing.

Oh, where do we start, dear Reader? How do we assail such a monument to stupidity? To say that inflation cannot happen except in a 'humming economy' is like saying... oh gods, we don't know! Words fail us utterly!

So instead, we would like to take a trip to reality for a moment and provide an example: Zimbabwe. Zimbabwe's economy has not been truly 'humming' since it was a colony of the British Crown (pre-1965). In fact, it has been in negative 'humming' since 2000 (source), and official unemployment in the nation is now a horrifying 94%. Yet this nation is experiencing an inflation rate so high it is effectively meaningless: 231 million percent annualised. It is lunacy - or perhaps misinformation - to say that inflation requires a 'humming economy' to take place. Zimbabwe is chilling proof of the total untruth of such an assertion.

These errors we've expounded upon, plus a few more, are shockingly out of character with the rest of the article, which is fairly sober and accurate. The writer seems to be going out of his way to drive home his fallacious definition of inflation, and we can only wonder why. Whatever the case, though, we take this as a sign for the contrarians: inflation this way comes. And soon.