A Modest Proposal to Save California

With the State of California presently pumping out $3 billion in unconstitutional IOUs, we suspect that a more impressive meltdown of the State's government is not too far off. It seems unlikely that any mixture of creative accounting and tax schenanigans will be able to stave off the collapse of the State's tax revenue, nor its downgrading debt rating. Unless Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger manages to both get the California legislature to accept his drastic cuts to the State's outlays - as well as pushing for even deeper and sweeping cuts - California will likely perform a sovereign default, and experience a collapse of the Government's services.

But, as with most things, it really doesn't have to go down like that, and to that end we have an idea: de-State-ify California, and convert it into the District of California. We think the move could go, as Bob Newhart says, something like this:

The Federal Government forces bond holders to swap California's debt for fresh Treasury debt at face-value, or perhaps a token premium. With that move complete, the Federal Government would then dissolve the State Government, and place the political administration of California directly under the authority of Congress. As we understand it, this would convert California into a Territory (which is how the District of Colombia is classified). In order to get the residents of California to feel happy about this move, the Congress could pass a Constitutional amendment allowing territories - like the District of Colombia, and possibly the District of California - to vote in elections of Representatives and the President.

This move would not be without benefits to both parties (i.e. California and the Federal Government): Californians could conceivably see lower taxation, as there would be no parallel State/Federal services, such as welfare... but we would count on that one too much. The Federal Government would be the bigger winner, because California would lose its Senators. That may not seem like such a big deal, but if turning a State into a District is successful, or at least not a total catastrophe, the Federal Government would likely perform the act on several other failing States. With fewer and fewer Senators, an argument could be made for the dissolution of the Senate, and the transfer of the Senate's powers to the Executive or the House of Representatives. Such a move could be dressed up as a 'drastic change to increase efficiency in Government, and reduce public expenditures.'

Be that as it may, if the Federal Government were to take over California directly, it would at least stave off the embarrassment, and potential fallout, from having a State default on its debt. It would also be a shrewd move for the Federal Government, for a somewhat complicated reason. As, in theory, the Federal Government is the representative of its constituent nations (as in a Republic), the credit rating of the Federal Government probably would be affected negatively by a Californian default. Such an effect would have a concurrent negative affect on the Federal Government's spendthrift ways. Ergo, prevent a Californian default at all costs, to protect the Federal budget.

Or... the Federal Government could just fork over a tonne of money to California, since Michigan has already gotten its own, private bailout. We can only remark on how well it seems to have worked.