Think the Fed is Out of Ammo? Think Again

The Federal Reserve has been publicly clamouring about how they've used up their "conventional monetary firepower." It seems that the media is rather confused about the situation: they apparently think that interest rates, quantitative easing, and balance sheet debauchery are the only tricks that the Fed has to play with. Oh, how wrong they are. There are "still arrows left in the quiver."

At this point, we'd like to assure you, dear Reader, that if what we write about seems familiar, it is. Mr. Gideon Gono of the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe has played with most of them... but not all. He didn't use every little trick, because he was trying to contain inflation. The Federal Reserve, on the other hand, is desperate to stoke the flames of buying power destruction.

In May 2003, Federal Reserve Bank of Dallas Vice President Evan Koenig and Senior Economist Jim Dolmas wrote a piece titled Monetary Policy in a Zero-Interest-Rate Economy. Read it, and read it well, dear Reader. This will be the game plan of the Federal Reserve in the future... perhaps even the near future.

We will glide over the more pedestrian methods that Messrs. Koenig and Dolmas list, and instead focus on two of the most powerful tools they discuss: taxing bank deposits, and making currency have an expiry date. If and when the occasion arises, we posit that the two tools will be applied simultaneously. The why is easily demonstrated:

Would you, dear Reader, keep your money in a bank account if your savings and chequing accounts suffer a -1% or -2% monthly tax? No, you'd pull your money right out of those accounts and stuff them in a mattress, the same as every other citizen or business. However, the physical money you get from the bank will have a little stamp on it, saying something like 'legal tender until July 1st, 2011.' You're damned if you keep your money on account at a bank, and you're damned if you sleep on $100 bills at night.

So... the only thing you can do is spend, spend, spend. The Fed will see the velocity of money shoot to the moon, and everything will seem better - for a while. But these policies -- along with all the other ones the piece listed -- are ultimately destructive beyond belief. The economy would be gutted, the U.S. Dollar would become worth more as a heat source than as a currency.

But hey! At least Mr. Ben Bernanke can get his inflation. Unfortunately, he will get far more than he bargained for.