Painted into a Corner

Mr. Henry Paulson, Jr., has had $350 billion burning a hole in his pocket since October. It's a terrible thing: he had far more money than he knew what to do with. He's been passing out the bucks willy-nilly, handing off bags of cash to friends, former co-worker, and former employers. Even so, it took him awhile to burn up the taxpayer's hard earned dollars: the last of TARP's initial $350 billion are set to roll out from the Treasury's loading dock. Now Mr. Paulson has pockets filled with lint; it is within his powers to now request the second $350 billion immediately... but he's making no moves to break open that piggy bank. 'Tis strange, we think: it's the season of giving, and he looked like he was having a ball of a time.

His compadre, Mr. Ben Bernanke, is having an even better time: $1.388 trillion worth of goodness, to approximate from the Fed's inscrutable balance sheet. We've looked at the Fed's latest excuse for a report... good luck making headway into its decipherment. Bloomberg has apparently sued the Fed for more information about the central bank's various lending programs... but the Fed may fall back to its legal trump card: the Federal Reserve System is a private bank, and therefore doesn't fall under the Freedom of Information Act.

We put ourselves in the shoes of these two men, and we can't help but feel... nervous.

Let us explain: the Treasury wants to keep the bailouts rolling, and the incoming Obama Administration is planning on spending trillions. At present the Treasury's bailouts are funded by investors buying Treasury debt... but when the cost of make-work programs start rolling in, these investors will be swamped. They just don't have enough money.

Enter the Federal Reserve, which can create a theoretically infinite supply of money. The Fed wants to prevent deflation by any means necessary, and buying up Treasury debt on the open market is just the thing for stoking inflation. The Treasury gets its money, the Fed gets its inflation and liquidity.

The policies of the Treasury and the Fed seem to be forcing them into an inflationary corner. Surrounded by seas of financial red ink, they have nowhere to turn but to the presses. They are playing with fire: sooner or later, all that paper money is going to start burning - first, in the people's pockets; and second, in their furnaces.